The most important thing to remember at Thanksgiving is to pace yourself.
Unfortunately, I did not remember this during appetizers and didn’t have enough room left over for extra helpings at dinner. Oh well, at least there’s more leftovers.Permanent Link.
This morning I had a dream that my alarm clock had a login, and that I didn’t have permissions to hit snooze or turn it off. (Actually, it didn’t really have a login since permissions for it were handled under Windows Authentication.)
... I’m definately looking forward to having this Thursday and Friday off of work.Permanent Link.
Very funny: The 50 Most Embarrassing Ways to Die. One of my favorites:
Getting shot by someone in the A-Team: These guys couldn’t hit a goddamn thing. They’d hang out the back of that sweet van and unload thousands of rounds without ever hitting anyone. If that is any representation of the ability of our armed forces in Vietnam, it is no wonder we lost. If you get shot by Hannibal, Face, Murdock, or BA, you are either extremely unlucky or the fattest evil henchmen who ever lived. In any case, we can be certain that the “A” does not stand for “Aim”.
Our hope is that we’ll live long enough to reach the point where medical technology can grant us immortality, but that we’ll still be young enough at the time to enjoy youthful immortality and not nursing-home immortality.Permanent Link.
Bad joke overheard:
The best way to clear a minefield is to build a school next to it.