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#10. All important devices now operated by the Clapper.
#9. Shuttle’s thermostat set at 80 degrees.
#8. Shuffle board installed in cargo bay.
#7. “Early Bird” specials from Morrison’s Cafeteria included on menu.
#6. One monitor specifically designated for Matlock.
#5. Little bowls of candy scattered randomly about the ship.
#4. Top speed of shuttle set at 25 miles per hour.
#3. Installed a new bifocal windshield.
#2. Space pants now go up to armpits.
#1. Left-blinker left on for entire mission.
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